Archive for September, 2011

Kiss my Redneck *censored*!!

Posted: September 28, 2011 by admin in Rants and Ramblings

Holy bajeepers, Bubba. I think I’ve just been banned! I’m seriously in a state of shock. Why? Well,I’m not exactly what you’d call a good girl but HELL, I’m also not the type of person you’d expect to go stirrin’ up trouble either and being not so nicely shown the door. I probably fall somewhere […]

Small Town Folks

Posted: September 27, 2011 by admin in A Day in the Life of a REDNECK, Rants and Ramblings

Last weekend I went to a nearby tiny community for their annual Corn Festival. Yes, a CORN festival. What can I say? We love our corn.   There were all sorts of hick activities going on, including a tractor pull, lawnmower races, talent shows that were seriously lacking in talent, overpriced greasy fair food and a […]

Redneck Love

Posted: September 26, 2011 by admin in Buy My CRAP

I love rednecks. Not only do they provide me with endless material and keep me entertained, but they keep me supplied in nice, cold beers when they decide to show their red, white and blue confederate colors. This beauty sold last night. Some lucky redneck girl is struttin her stuff wearing my redneck grunge heart […]

Gus and Jethro

Posted: September 22, 2011 by admin in A Day in the Life of a REDNECK

The clock is ticking for our two  beefy brutes, Gus and Jethro so I figured I oughtta introduce them to y’all. Gus is the black and white guy with the big ol’ blockhead and the perpetually goopy eyes. He’s a complete dumbass who damn near sliced his ear in half somehow and would probably starve […]

A Redneck Befunky Picnik

Posted: September 21, 2011 by admin in Buy My CRAP

It’s been… like FOREVER since I posted a product on here for you to see so bear with me while I get that out of the way. Here are a couple new sports type wheelin’ designs that I’ve put together using a combination of Befunky and Picnik techniques, sometimes a couple goes at each place back […]

Staring me in the FACE.

Posted: September 20, 2011 by admin in A Day in the Life of a REDNECK

Sometimes things are right there infront of your eyes and you still can’t see it. Oh you can pretend that never happens to you but I know it does. If you’re a redneck it probably happens fairly often.  It happened to me the other day when I glanced happily out the back door upon our […]

Beans – The Magical Fruit

Posted: September 19, 2011 by admin in A Day in the Life of a REDNECK

Any redneck worth the name oughtta know beans are a staple. And any hillbilly that likes to play in the dirt knows there are more than one kind of bean out there. My bean of choice is the lowly green stringbean. Actually, I like the yellow wax bean better, steamed and then buttered and salted. […]

Crash up Derby

Posted: September 17, 2011 by admin in A Day in the Life of a REDNECK

Last weekend I went and saw some big monster beast cars smash the smithereens out of eachother during a grudge match demolition derby. Of course I had my camera, and snapped some pics and a short (or not so short video.) 9 1/2 minutes actually, which is nowhere even in the realm of short, and […]

OMG Someone Actually Bought This!

Posted: September 15, 2011 by admin in Buy My CRAP

I had one of those “OMG” moments this morning with the latest “SOLD!” emails. Imagine my shock (and horror?) to see that this card sold. I seriously hope this person is not an ESL Student operating a restaurant anywhere near me. Although, it might drum up some additional business! Dine at the Y – Funny […]