Archive for November, 2011

Four. ESS. Baby!

Posted: November 23, 2011 by admin in Rants and Ramblings

Yup, I gots myself a smart phone. Finally! So far I can talk, text, check social media stuff, and annoy siri with a million unimportant questions until the networks are overloaded and she just repeatedly tells me there is a problem. I absolutely LOVE my new iphone 4s. It rocks. Oh, and before you start […]

It’s shocking, but true. Even more amazing is that other people do too! (Or if you pay them enough, they will pretend to!) Did you know that with a few $$$, it’s possible to have someone write just about anything on his beer belly!? Well you can! I could. So that’s what I did. Why? […]

I Killed the Honey Badger.

Posted: November 3, 2011 by admin in Buy My CRAP, Rants and Ramblings

You’d have to be living under a rock if you don’t know what the heck a Honey Badger is. Seriously, I spend 98% of my time under one and even I know enough to know it sucks, I hate it, and want to see it DEAD. So, thinking that surely someone, someWHERE feels somewhat like […]

Many years ago now (I’m not saying how many!) in the wee morning hours of Halloween I made my entrance into the world, six weeks ahead of schedule. A few hours earlier and my birthday would have been ordinary like any other, and a few hours later I may have been delivered at some 70’s […]