Archive for December, 2012

If you believe the Mayan prophecies predicting an apocalyptic Armageddon end of the world scenario for December 21st, 2012 then you already know the clock is ticking. Loudly. Tick Tock Tick Tock That leaves me with about three days to do anything, buy anything, say anything, BE anything. But I’ll probably just ho hum my […]

Sup Yawl?

Posted: December 18, 2012 by admin in A Day in the Life of a REDNECK
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It’s Y’ALL, actually. But don’t tell that to Bubba who will text that exact phrase when he happens to beat me home at night and wonders what the heck I’m up to. Usually I’m out with the kidlet and chitlin buying them something they “absolutely HAVE to HAVE right now OMG it’s SO important” (iow […]

Cold Coffee

Posted: December 13, 2012 by admin in Uncategorized

Every morning I get up WAY (way, way, way) before I oughtta to whip up some grub for Bubba’s lunchbox. I know, right… that’s so Little House on the Prairie or somethin’. I have it down to an exact routine that takes about 32 minutes. This includes hard boiling eggs, making a sandwich that must […]

I’m happier than a pig in shit. Seriously. Of course I can’t tell for sure how happy a pig would actually BE in shit, and I’m pretty sure there are probably things other than shit that a pig would be much happier in… but you get the idea. I got some new toys. I mean, […]