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Avocado Oil

Posted: December 30, 2014 by admin in Rants and Ramblings
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Update: I still love natural face care, fixing my problem skin without over drying like I have for years with benzoyl peroxide or salicylic acid. I tried honey and that was cool but very messy and when it solidified it was too grainy and harsh on my skin. It required me to heat it on […]

Sorry I haven’t updated this blog for a while. I have been busy trying to avoid a complete mental breakdown by focusing on ways to improve myself to celebrate my 40th year on this beautiful blue planet. I hit that over the hill milestone on October 31st. Other than a sugar hangover from having absolutely […]

I’ve been biting my fingernails ever since I can remember. Two? Three? I was probably barely out of diapers when I started the nasty habit. I don’t even remember a time when I didn’t bite. I don’t really know why I started, apparently it’s a form of self soothing. It’s also a sign of very […]

Gas Pains

Posted: March 2, 2012 by admin in A Day in the Life of a REDNECK, Rants and Ramblings

Well what were you expecting to find here? Sorry, there are NO FART JOKES on this blog, and there never will be. Ever. This post is obviously my rant about the insane prices at the gas pump lately. I’ll be driving the poor man’s rhino, our road worthy little Suzuki Samurai, to work for the […]

Wants vs. Needs

Posted: February 11, 2012 by admin in Buy My CRAP, Rants and Ramblings

Sometimes I am frustrated knowing that unless I happen to magically pick six magical numbers my life will always be what it is. Then there are times when I look at my life with fresh, open eyes and feel blessed beyond measure. I have a pretty good life. Amazing, actually. The problem is that Bubba […]

Stop the Ride.

Posted: January 31, 2012 by admin in Rants and Ramblings

Seriously. I want to get off. I have a serious HATE on for the month of January. Not only is this the month that all the holiday bills come in, but it’s the month I have to do our year end paperwork. There is not a single thing on this planet that I dislike doing […]

HOLY SHEEP SHIT!

Posted: January 28, 2012 by admin in Rants and Ramblings

Honestly, that was my response. And I don’t even HAVE sheep, so that’s sayin’ something, but “Holy Dog Shit” didn’t have the same ring to it. LOOK-ee Loook-ee. Charlie *freakin* Sheen tweeted at me. And it was an actual typed out response too, not just a RT. Of course, it was more than likely a […]

Do NOT Knock on My Door

Posted: January 26, 2012 by admin in Buy My CRAP, Rants and Ramblings

I was interrupted early this morning by a pair of persistent religious representatives, who have visited on two earlier occasions and felt it necessary to hand me another pamphlet. Or at least they would have given me some reading materials if I had actually answered the door. Still in my housecoat with some nasty morning […]

What did you DO all day?

Posted: January 22, 2012 by admin in Buy My CRAP, Rants and Ramblings

Nothing, apparently. I got out of bed before anyone else after pushing snooze on the alarm a half dozen times, woke up the kids for school and the hubby for work, and then puttered down the hallway to start making coffee and lunches. Plus two hardboiled eggs for his breakfast. Send him out the door […]

NOT a Girly Girl

Posted: January 10, 2012 by admin in Buy My CRAP, Rants and Ramblings

I think I am missing some critical hormones, or perhaps I was just absent the day WOMAN 101 was being taught. I have all the necessary parts and pieces, but I’m about the furthest thing from girly or feminine as you can get without facial hair. I dislike HATE shopping for clothes, shoes, makeup, accessories… […]