A few days ago I wrote a post about a number one best selling “design” (if you can call it that) and mentioned that in my opinion it sucked. Wouldn’t ya know it, that designer found my blog post and left a comment thanking me for saying it sucks.
Well… it still sucks. I mean, really.
It’s a basic font, unformatted text design and on top of that, it’s on a retro redneck style trucker hat that just screams SUCK! (I’m just playin wit’ ya Darthballs… trying to fit the word “suck” in this post as much as possible.)
Here it is: Major Suckage!
BUT, it’s insanely popular and flying off the shelves in record numbers because it’s exactly like the super sucky hat worn by Bobo, the bigfoot hunter on T.V. He likes sucky hats, so everyone is rushing out to get their own sucky hats. It’s a bonafide SUCKFEST out there, folks. Sucktastic.
^^ Here are a few more with descriptive titles labelling them as OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL and BEST VERSION and AUTHENTIC. I’ll refrain from actually saying that they suck. But y’all know what I’m thinkin. Feel free to buy one or all three of them too, and keep them in the best sellers list a little longer to drive me batshit crazy.
Or you could buy one of MINE instead, because I’d be super happy to see either of them suck their way to the top ten too